Log 314: What Did You Do This Weekend?

I took a trip to Kansas City

Where I met Kent McCord!

And It wasn't like I just shook his hand, had a brief conversation, got an autograph then left. No, I saw him two days in a row and spoke with him for over an hour! It was so amazing, there are not enough words in the dictionary to describe what I am feeling.

This story starts many months ago when I saw this on Facebook:

As soon as I saw that, I knew I had to get to Kansas City. But how could I get there? I live in South Carolina and I didn't have the money to pay for a flight and a hotel, I also didn't have endless amounts of time to drive there. My problem was solved when it was announced that we would be getting bonuses at work. Now I had the funding to fly there. Which meant I would only have to take 1 or 2 days off from work. I requested vacation time and booked my flight and hotel. I was on my way.

After walking around with a goofy smile on my face for weeks, I finally left for Kansas City on Friday, March 13th. As I was sitting on the plane I kept thinking, "This is crazy! What am I doing? I am flying hundreds of miles to meet an actor from a TV show, this is nuts!" Once I landed in Kansas City, my thoughts alternated between "this is nuts" and "this is gonna be great". I kept vacillating between excitement and apprehension as I picked up my rental car and drove to the hotel. 

Once I checked in, ate lunch, and unpacked it was time to go to the con. As I entered the hall my legs felt like Jell-o and my heart was about to pound right out of my chest. I almost chickened out, I couldn't meet Kent in this condition! Luckily, I didn't have to. I found his booth, but Kent was nowhere in sight.

So, I walked around. I came back, still no Kent. I decided I would meet Erin Gray while I waited. She's beautiful and so friendly! She told me about a movie she made with Kent in which she played his wife.But, they were not a happy couple in the movie. Which meant that, sadly, she did not get to kiss him in the movie. 

During my meet and greet with Erin, Kent had returned to his booth! By now I was no longer nervous, I walked right up to his table and said, "I flew all the way from South Carolina just to see you." Thankfully, Kent's response was not, "That's nice, wacko." No, he was incredibly nice. I told him about this blog and he asked what I did on the blog. I told him how I recap a different episode every week. He then inquired if had any favorite episodes. I immediately answered  that Vice Versa and It All Happened So Fast were my favorites. I was amazed that he knew the story lines of both. (If I made 174 of something 45 years ago, I wouldn't remember any details.) He agreed that It All Happened So Fast was a great episode, he thinks it is one of the best of the entire series.

I gave Kent one of these cards that I made to promote the blog. Hopefully, he'll check it out. But if he does, don't expect anymore posts. I'll be dead from extreme happiness.

As we were talking, some other fans came up to Kent's booth. I got ready to leave, I couldn't take up all of his time, he had other people who wanted to see him. Then, something incredible happened. Kent told me to stay and hang out with him! 
So, I stayed. I told Kent about my son's Cub Scout pinewood derby and the Adam-12 car I built for the parent's division. I then showed him the pictures of the car on my phone. He liked them so much, he asked that I hand him the phone so he could show the pictures to his assistant.

I made this!

It's a "Reedster", not a roadster. 

Thankfully, Kent did not notice that I also had the following picture on my phone. If he did, I would have been mortified.

Can you blame me for wanting to keep this?

I continued to hang out with Kent until the comicon shut down for the day. It was such an unbelievable time. He told me stories about Jack Webb, working on Adam-12, the tow rig car, Ozzie and Harriet, his work with SAG, his ride alongs with the LAPD. He showed some of his pictures on his iPad. It was amazing!
He told me about the first time he and Marty showed up to film Adam-12. Marty had yawned and said he couldn't sleep the night before, this immediately set a nervous Kent at ease. He wasn't able to sleep, either, and he felt better knowing that a veteran actor like Marty also had a sleepless night.
He also commented that all of the stories from Adam-12 would be relevant today, society still faces the same problems. The only difference between then and now is the communication technologies. An episode like The Search could never happen today. In this day and age, they would find Pete right away thanks to cell phones and GPS.
Of course, I also got some autographs and a picture. I had to have proof that this actually happened to me.

He signed this Christmas card I bought from the Martin Milner Ebay sale. Which reminded Kent of a story about the time he and Marty were on the Tonight Show. Joan Rivers was the guest host and they wanted to bring a pig on stage with them as a joke. Joan wouldn't allow it!

I also got this picture signed.

I'm never washing that shirt again.

At 7:00pm the con closed for the day and I let Kent know that I would be back the next day, I had pre-booked a professional photo-op with him and I would be attending his Q&A panel. I went back to my hotel with a 10-foot smile on my face. 
Back in my room, I plugged in my phone and called home. I probably busted my husband's eardrum with my squeal of delight when he answered. After I talked to my husband and my mother, I cried. I had so many emotions pent up in me, they just came flooding out in tears. I tried to sleep Friday night, but the combination of hotel bed and extreme joy meant I only slept about 4 hours.

The next day I arrived at the comicon around noon. I aimlessly walked around for awhile. Then I saw two teenaged girls in familiar peaked hats and dark blue uniforms. I tapped one of them on the shoulder and asked her if they were cosplaying Adam-12. She confirmed that she and her sister were dressed as Reed and Malloy. Their mother, who had been browsing a t-shirt rack, turned to face me. She was wearing the same t-shirt I had on the day before! The weekend then got even better, they had just met Kent and he told them about me! He told the mother that we had the same t-shirt and he told them about the blog! I was speechless, Kent McCord was promoting my blog!
Shortly after that it was time for my professional photo with Kent. We met at the photo area and he remembered my name! He only met me the day before, how did he do that? I have worked with people for months and can't remember their name. Anyway, as soon as the photographer took the shot, I knew it was going to be a great picture. I was having a really good hair day.
OK, you wanna see the professional picture? Before you see this, I have to warn you: it is stunning. I should know, I have spent hours staring at it.

Dear husband, take down all the wedding pictures. They are being replaced with this. (I'm never washing this shirt, either.)

Before we parted ways Kent asked me if I would be at the panel later in the afternoon. Of course I would be there, wild horses or dogs or pigs or thousands of people in strange costumes couldn't keep me away.

After I had lunch in a very crowded downtown Kansas City bar, it was time for the panel. I, along with the cosplaying girls and their mother, sat in the center of the front row. Before Kent came onstage, some clips of his work were played on the big screen they had set up. The Adam-12 clip was from the Dana Hall episode. Then Kent came out. Shortly after the introduction he asked if there were any questions. Guess whose Adam-12 obsessed hand shot up in the air? That's right, this girl's! I asked 2 questions:
1. Did he know what happened on Pete and Penny's date? (I was hoping there might have been an alternate script somewhere with an actual explanation of why Penny would not be a problem anymore.) He answered that he did not know. Oh well.

2. I asked if there was an Adam-12 blooper reel. Kent confirmed that, yes, there is one. He had one, but his copy disintegrated. It was filled with mistakes and jokes, many of which were not "family friendly". 
He told one story about a joke they played on Marty that was on the reel. They were filming in the tow car one cold night and Marty decided to have a shot of bourbon to keep warm. Drinking on the set was not something either of them ever did, but Marty made an exception on this particularly frigid evening. There was a delay in filming due to technical difficulties that night. While the crew worked on the problem, Marty had a few more shots to keep warm. Eventually, Marty went from toasty warm to just plain toasted and fell asleep in the driver's seat. Kent thought he would have a bit of fun, he signaled the cameraman to begin filming then roused Marty and told him it was time for "action". Marty attempted to "drive" the towed car several times, but just kept passing out. 

Kent went on to talk about his life, the influence Adam-12 had on police officers, and his current projects. It was truly fascinating. Here's a tid-bit I found interesting, while he was developing Nashville Beat Kent attended a conference of police chiefs in Colorado. Many of the chiefs asked him how they could get Adam-12, with it's true-to-life portrayal of police procedures, back on the air. Many of their officers were "playing it too loosey-goosey" imitating current cop shows and they were loosing a lot of convictions in court because of this. Kent replied that Adam-12 could never get back on the air now, it wasn't "sexy" enough. What!?!?

I beg to disagree.

But, all kidding aside, that story does speak volumes about the power of television and the responsibility of the entertainment industry. Two things that Kent takes very seriously.

At the end of the panel the moderator mentioned this blog and let me announce it's name. Oh, I forgot to mention that Kent introduced me and the cosplay girls to the entire audience at the beginning of his talk! 
As I was leaving the ballroom, I heard a familiar voice ask, "What did you think, Keely?" (OK, the gig is up, that's my real name.) I turned around and told Kent that I thought it was wonderful and thanked him for mentioning the blog. I walked and talked with him until we reached the "backstage" area where "regular" people like me weren't allowed. Since this would probably be the last time I would see him, I told Kent good-bye and hugged him. A perfect ending to a perfect weekend.

These two days have truly exceeded all expectations I had. I expected to get an autograph, a picture, and some questions answered during the panel. I never expected to have any type of personal interactions with Kent. I never dreamed he would promote this blog. I'm flabbergasted that he went out of his way to help me. I am just so amazed and happy. This has been, without a doubt, the best weekend of my entire life. Thank you, Kent McCord, for making this crazy trip to Kansas City worth every penny! 

See you next time! KMA-367

Log 22: So This Little Guy Goes Into a Bar, and... (Episode 26, Season 1)

I've made it to the end of season 1! Only 6 more seasons or 148 more episodes to go! I'm not complaining, I've enjoyed sharing Adam-12 season 1 with all of you and all of your comments. All right, let's do this.

Episode 26

Reed learns that some people don't respect the badge, no matter who is wearing it.

Our story opens in the station, Jim is engrossed in a joke that Wells is telling him. He even refuses Pete's offer of coffee before roll call.

["Go away, Pete. Do you know how hard it is for me to find people who haven't heard all my jokes?"]

Pete heads to the break room sans Jim where he meets up Walters. He tells Walters about the overtime he and Jim had to put in last night logging 37 stolen dresses into evidence.

Does it bug you that the break room set is always changing? It bugs me. 

When Pete finishes his story, it is time for roll call. On the way to the assembly room, they walk past Ed and Jim. Ed still has not reached the punchline of the joke. Pete hopes it's a good joke, he's going to be hearing it all night long.

At the start of their patrol, Pete and Jim are in the black and white when Jim suddenly bursts into laughter.

"What's with you?" asks Malloy.

Oh, Pete, really? Haven't you learned yet not to ask such questions? Well, if you must know, he is thinking about the joke Ed Wells told him earlier. Now that Pete has opened the door, Jim will start retelling the joke.

The best part about Jim telling the joke is that we are treated to a new interior view of the car.

 Jim doesn't get very far with the joke before he is interrupted by the radio. They have been called to 1919 1/2 South Bayview Terrace Apt. 22 for a burglary report. He promises Pete that he will finish the joke later.

"I know you will."

He also promises Pete that the ending will "fracture" him.

"I can't wait."

They arrive at South Bayview Terrace and the see woman, Alice V. Hoyt. She invites them inside and they take a seat at her card table. Miss Hoyt becomes quite distressed when Pete moves a glass on the table.

Ms. Hoyt was doing her best to preserve the "scene" including any fingerprints on the glass. You see, her mink scarf is missing and she suspects that one of the ladies she had over for cards stole it. They have been jealous of the mink ever since her suitor, Maj. Collins, gave it to her. 

She realized it was missing when she looked in the refrigerator and did not see it. The fridge is her is personal cold storage for the fur. Pete decides to do some investigating in the kitchen while Jim continues to interview Alice.

Pete quickly solves the case of the missing mink.

Alice had accidentally placed the mink in the freezer. Everyone has a good chuckle at her frozen fur.

Back to the patrol car means back to the joke. Reed manages to tell some more of the story before he is, once again, interrupted by the dispatcher's voice. They are called to 522 North Hudson where a man is assaulting a woman. Jim doesn't think he will get to finish the joke. Pete tries to set his mind at ease.

"Don't worry, it's going to be a long night."

Pete and Jim arrive at 522 North Hudson and walk into a scene that looks like it came straight out of Coal Miner's Daughter. They find the PR, Muriel Fletcher, in her apartment surrounded by her five children. 

Mrs. Fletcher wants her husband arrested for beating her up and cutting her with a knife. After hearing her complaint, Pete and Jim arrest Henry Fletcher. This is not Henry's first time in handcuffs, he has been arrested before for burglary. Once they have the suspect out of the apartment, Malloy calls Reed over for a private conversation.

"This whole thing seem a little hinky to you?" He asks his partner.

Reed hasn't given it much thought, but Malloy has. He's noticed the lack of blood on the carpet where Muriel Fletcher said her husband cut her with a knife.

There's also no blood on the phone that she used to call for help immediately after the attack.

Furthermore, Henry seems very impatient to get going to jail. 

Oh, hey, look. Henry is played by Harry Dean Stanton! He was in my favorite Michael Nesmith-produced movie, Repo Man, and some other stuff.

Malloy decides to go back into the apartment and ask Muriel some more questions. He wants to get a better look at her injured hand. Muriel must have an amazing genetic make-up. Because the cut, that supposedly happened less than an hour ago, is already completely healed.

It then comes out that Henry and Muriel are on welfare. They concocted the story about the fight after Muriel had accidentally cut herself. They wanted Henry to be arrested because Muriel will get more welfare money if Henry is in jail. Armed with this evidence, Malloy instructs Reed to let Henry go. Henry's not happy, he complains that the cops always arrest him when he doesn't want them to do so. 

"That's life, Henry, no justice."

They return to the car and Reed returns to the joke. He finally reaches the punchline, which he thinks is hilarious.

Malloy, on the other hand, does not have the same hysterical response. This confuses Reed.

He studies Pete as if he is an exotic enigma.

All of this joke telling and feigning interest has caused the officers to work up an appetite, which means it's time for code 7. At the restaurant, Reed does not give up trying to convince Malloy that the joke is funny. He commits the cardinal sin of comedy and begins explaining the joke. This fails to change Malloy's mind.

"I can't help it. It just didn't do anything for me."

Reed goes on to badger Malloy over his lack of laughter at the punchline. Malloy promises to laugh at Reed's next joke, no matter what. But, Reed does not want his pity laughter. He doesn't see the point of telling Malloy a joke if he's not going to get an honest reaction. Now Malloy is getting irritated with the younger officer and doesn't hesitate to let him know.

"In about one minute,

I'm gonna give you an honest reaction.

I'm gonna paint you yellow."

I was hoping I could avoid the story line of the joke, but without explanation the quote from Pete doesn't make any sense. I didn't want to tell the joke, because it's really not that funny. So, in a nutshell, this little guy walks into a bar with a short, squatty yellow dog under his arm. There's another guy at the bar with a big, ferocious dog. (Isn't having all these dogs in a place where food and drinks are being served a health-code violation?) One guy challenges the other guy to a dog fight, bets are made, trash is talked. The two dogs fight, the big dog does not win as expected. When the owner of the ferocious dog inquires about the breed of the yellow dog, the little guy reveals that his "dog" is really a painted alligator whose tail has been cut off. I can see why Pete didn't laugh, animal cruelty is never funny.
Before Malloy can gather up his brushes and paint Reed yellow, Walters and Brinkman join them. Walters immediately notices Reed's dejected look and asks what is wrong with him. After Reed explains why he is upset, a curious Brinkman announces that he wants to hear the joke.

["Brinkman, who invited you?"]

Reed tells the joke again. Thankfully, through the magic of editing, we don't have to hear it again. At the end of the joke, it is evident that Reed and Brinkman have a similar sense of humor. 

The waitress has also listened to the entire joke (I guess she doesn't have any other tables). Her reaction is unlike any of the police officers'.

"I think that's the most disgusting story I've ever heard in my life."

Due the waitress' and Malloy's responses to the joke, Reed decides to shelve it for good.

"I'm not gonna tell that story anymore, too chance-y," announces Reed.
Malloy agrees and tell his partner his decision is a "good idea".

Their next call is a complaint of a loud party at 922 Courson Drive. As the PR is giving them the details of his problem, he mentions that the neighbor having the party is named Howard Hewlitt. Reed recognizes the name, he went to school and ran track with a Howie Hewlitt. 
As soon as they exit the elevator on Hewlitt's floor, an elderly woman stops the officers. Reed volunteers to handle the noise complaint on his own, he shouldn't have any trouble if this is his old friend Howie. He goes to the apartment where the party is being held while Malloy talks to the woman.

Oh look, show producer Tom Williams is at the party. He doesn't look to happy to see Reed, though.

The Howard throwing the party and Jim's old buddy, Howie, turn out to be the same party. Howie is happy to see his classmate and agrees to turn down the music. He leaves Jim to talk with his wife Jan while he goes find the stereo. Since the music does not get softer, Jim goes to find Howie. He finds him at the bar, not at the sound system. Jim reminds Howie that this is serious.

He threatens Howie with arrest if he doesn't comply and turn down the music.

Howie is annoyed that his old friend would ask him to turn down his music and then threaten him with arrest! What's the point of knowing a cop if you can't get special treatment? He doesn't want to go to jail, so he turns down the music. He makes sure to let his guests know that the reduced volume was not his idea.

Howie loudly announces to the party that they have to keep it down or the "fuzz" is going to make trouble. 

Jim then has to navigate a sea of angry faces to reach the door.

Jim's disappointment is apparent as he lingers at the door.

After handling the noise complaint, Pete and Jim return to the station. It's now the end of their shift and Jim has just left the lieutenants office after being asked to correct some punctuation on his report (I just think it is adorable that they have to correct their spelling and punctuation. It's like they're little school boys.) Jim then informs Pete that the lieutenant is now telling the infamous joke to some officers who just ended their watch. He's also telling it all wrong.

There's a right way to tell that joke?!?

Next, peals of uproarious laughter can be heard coming from the lieutenant's office. Jim is perplexed, how could they be laughing? The lieutenant didn't even tell it correctly. Or maybe it's him that didn't tell it right. Maybe that's why Walters laughed at the lieutenant, but not at him. Pete clears it all up for him.

"Oh, you tell it right. You're just not lieutenant yet."

The End

They then walk down the hall to the locker room to change out of their season 1 uniforms for the last time.

I like this episode, it is a return to form. The previous three episodes all focused on a single story, this one had the boys answering diverse calls while Reed's comical problem filled the time between dispatches. The classic Adam-12 formula. 
Or does this episode have a deeper meaning? Does it really illustrate why cops almost exclusively socialize with their brothers in blue? Is it showing the viewer that only cops understand other cops' jokes? The Howie Hewlitt incident certainly demonstrates one reason why it is difficult for officers to be friends with civilians. Some people expect their cop ally to cut them a break and then become angry when the officer can't do this. Are both the joke and the final call making the same point? Or is the joke just a fun way to pass the time until the next radio call?
Either way, this is a good episode. Other than the ever-changing break room set, there's not really anything I don't like here. So I give the final episode of season 1 a rating of:

You guys won't hear from me next week. I have something super duper important to do next weekend and I will not be able to concentrate on the blog. Don't worry, though, I'll share my special "assignment" with all of you!
Anyway, see you in two weeks with the first episode of season 2! KMA-367